Fuckboy got me Fauxpods

written January 16, 2020 at 12:54 PM

Fuckboy got me faux pods 

That's a faux pas

Maybe mama you give some faux fur next time he ask for real trim  

Pussy won't let go of it like my favorite Timbs 

Singing you get me so high 

Like I'm plugging Doja Cat's puuurrrr

And move bitch 

Get out the way 

In elevators smoking on hay 

Bong or blunt 

Ain't no Crucial Conflict 

(smoke blows ssssss)

BOFFUM

Reggaeton hyped up

Ram pa pa pummmm

Mira Ese Gran Bicho

Oh?

You a Big Boiii

Y yo rompiendo la cama as I ride your lips boiiii

Bien nahsty Putis putita super limpia 

ASI me gusta asi es como soy 

Los panticitos rotos porque me da lengua with them on 

Y yo le doy 

Ram pa pa pa pummm

You a fuck toy He pushing you to the side 

like my panties when he wanna eat my choch.

No te guille maldita yo soy la gata que le mueve la caja de mango 

y le echumba lo frito

Y es porque soy

Divina como La India dura como Olga Tanon

Que dios bendiga la Boricua mas fina Iris Chacon

Sorry J Lo I know what I know 

Except for what was that Motown shit show? 

Disrespectful

But I'm chill about it 

Cause I got weed in my weave 

Like a dick pic surprise 

I'm bout to pull it out 

And eyo I'm finna smoke it 

Pass it pass it til I'm choking

My art poetry that's spoken

Spark up speak up if I'm provoking!

You fliggidy like old school flows that rhymed a hunnid hibbidies 

But eyo it was the bop 

We rocked Dickies did the doo wop

Sandwich chains to Shaggy Oh Carolina we nah form conga lines

My pants was baggy my baby hairs was fly 

My beeper was clear blue 

I wore Timbs in the summer 

My shorts was poom poom 

Boys like look at them Daisy Dukes 

There it is whoomp 

My ears turned black I had on fake bamboos 

At McDonald's cheeseburgers I had two

Got in the club free til midnight ladies night woot

Tiny titties in tube tops at the Tunnel

Pour some sugar on me like hot cakes that funnel 

Cherry lips on this sweetie pie is trouble 

You eat my pussy so good I be seeing double 

Spirit float above like a bubble 

Sometimes I be feeling real sad like Dumbo

Other times real tall like Mutumbo

J.S. NYC 2021